3 Secretive Ways How Cheaters Communicate
I have this friend of mine, he’s a businessman, and he wishes he could have an affair.
He talks about it all the time. I wouldn’t be surprised if he dreams about it. And whilst he doesn’t have affairs, I know for a fact he sees escorts quite regularly.
He’s on plenty of dating apps but doesn’t use them right and is generally terrible with technology. Consequently, he has this terrible habit of taking screenshots of the women he likes, with a view to messaging them later.
I do feel bad for him. He tries so hard, but he doesn’t really take good care of himself. My friend is overweight, dresses poorly and really has no game. What to him feels like flirty freaks most women out.
And whilst he doesn’t seem to realise he’s living the definition of insanity, whenever we meet for a drink, he’s always eager to show me the screenshots of the women he’s attempting to talk to.
Couldn’t Stop Laughing
However, the other day it all backfired on him. Even I found myself laughing to tears. His wife was helping their 6 year old with his homework and using the iPad was part of it.
Somehow they found themselves looking through the pictures. And lo and behold, she stumbled upon dozens and dozens of screenshots of these women on dating sites.
My friend was so bad at technology and couldn’t quite get his head around how the Apple ecosystem worked. And so every photo he took, every screenshot he took, was being synced to his sons’ iPad and their home computer.
As he told me what happened over some mojitos, I pissed myself laughing. I still do.
Just the thought of his son stumbling upon all these women, some topless……I can’t even finish this sentence because I’m laughing so much, suffice to say, that’s a new definition of education.
Imagine getting in trouble with your wife for screenshots of hot women, without actually being able to have an affair with any of them! A combination of hilarious and ironic.
But it did get me thinking about how men communicate with women.
How To Get Busted
“it’s not the crime, it’s the cover-up”
They say it’s never the crime that gets people caught, it’s the cover up. But in the cheating game, it’s the cover-up that’s key. A large number of affairs are discovered by women, simply by going through their man’s phone. And there it is, tons of text messages and WhatsApps with full on detailed conversations that make for an interesting read.
How Cheaters Communicate
And knowing this from day 1, I’ve always been very careful to communicate with my affair partners with discretion. Below are a list of my 3 favourite apps to use, which are unlikely obvious choices. And remember, if you happen to use any of them, remember to switch off the notifications so they don’t show up on your phone’s Home Screen at inopportune times.
- Telegram – whilst I do love all things geeky, Telegram is like WhatsApp on steroids. Sometimes you can get added to groups you don’t want to but it does mask your actual phone number, you can use an obscure screen name, and there’s no chance in hell your wife is going to even know what it is. The beauty about telegram is that if has a feature that auto deletes messages after a few seconds, leaving no trace.
- KIK – I absolutely hate this app, but for sites like Ashley Madison (Discover Hidden Features: Ashley Madison Tricks Exposed) and Illicit Encounters, it seems to be the go to app. Similar to Telegram, you can mask your number and identity. However, it has the worst functionality and feels buggy. Almost like a broken version of WhatsApp.
- I have a very active Instagram account, and for some reason, I love using DM. I’m on IG quite a lot, and am usually most responsive when chatting on DM. However, the downside is, you have to remember to manually delete the messages as well as ensuring the notifications are off. That coupled with the fact that your affair partner may be able to see too much about your personal life is something to keep in mind. They do have a habit of then asking a lot of questions about your wife. Best to avoid if possible.
And if you are so inclined to not tell women that you are married, using both Telegram and KIK are probably your best bets.
Even though having an affair is exciting and it’s very easy to get caught up in the moment (believe me, I’ve been there), don’t let yourself get stupid. Be smart, discreet and leave no trace.
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