Best Tinder Bios for Guys | 21 Tips, Tricks & Hacks

It seems hard to imagine a world without Tinder. However, the popular dating app has only been around since 2012. Before then, anyone looking to hook up online had to use pretty basic dating platforms. Although these could be effective, they weren’t great for users looking to remain anonymous. What’s more, these services had to be constantly updated if you found yourself in a new location, making it pretty much impossible to secure a last-minute hookup if you were away from home.

Best Tinder Bios for Guys | Tips, Tricks & Hacks

Nowadays, the online dating world is a completely different landscape. For most people, apps are the preferred way of finding sex partners and arranging real-world meets. Although there are dozens of different services catering to all tastes and preferences, it’s Tinder that leads the pack. Since launching, Tinder has amassed more than 75 million users globally. What’s more, more than half of its users use the platform every day.

For married guys looking to meet women for sex, there are a few better options than Tinder. If you’re careful about not going too much away on your profile, it’s easy to remain anonymous and keep your other half from finding out what you’re up to. As with any app, Tinder is fairly discrete. You can fire it up and start searching for local women, without giving the game away. And of course, we’ve written a post on how to use Tinder to have affairs.

With user-friendly features and a massive user base, you shouldn’t struggle to find someone for sex on Tinder. However, to improve your odds of securing a real-life meeting, you’ll need to up your game when it comes to creating a profile. Need some help perfecting your profile? To ensure as many women are swiping right as possible, we’ve put together an indispensable guide to get you on the right track.

Tinder Profiles for Guys – The Basics

Tinder is the most popular dating app on the planet. In the United States, it’s the go-to dating app for young singles. The vast majority of Tinder users are aged 45 years or younger. However, this platform can also be put to work by older married men looking to connect with sexy singles and potential side pieces.

One Tinder statistic that might shock most men is that there’s a huge disparity between the number of men and women using the service. It’s estimated that as many as 75% of Tinder users are male. With millions of women using Tinder daily, there’s plenty of potential meets up for grabs. However, when you break the statistics down, you’re looking at one woman for every three men. To increase your odds of landing a meet, you’ll need to polish up your profile and make yourself as appealing as possible to the opposite sex.

You’ve probably heard the phrase “swipe right for yes“. The swipe feature is Tinder’s signature. People browse profiles of other users nearby then swipe right if they like what they see and left if they’re not interested. If you’ve swiped right on someone who’s done the same on your profile, you’ve made a match and can take things further.

However, you can’t browse profiles of every profile on Tinder. The app has pretty advanced algorithms in place to help you whittle things down. This all starts when you create your profile. Tinder takes into account your gender, age, and physical location to determine which profiles are best matched with you.

Creating a Winning Profile on Tinder

If you’ve been putting off Tinder because you’re married, think again. Around 30% of Tinder users are married, meaning you’re in good company. Every day, around 30 million couples are matched together. Despite the disparity between the number of men and women using the service, there’s obviously no shortage of hookup options here. However, if you want to be one of those 30 million daily matches, you’ll need to up your profile game.

The good news is that creating a killer Tinder profile is easier than you think. Our foolproof guide for guys on Tinder will help you create a profile that will have no trouble landing women.

Start with a Standout Photo

 

A great Tinder profile photo is what’s really going to get you noticed. Although women tend to take a little longer than men before deciding to swipe right or left, they’re ultimately going to make their decision based on what you look like.

If you’ve already got some standout shots lurking in your image library, think about using these for your TInder profile. However, if nothing’s standing out, you’ll have to bite the bullet and start taking selfies.

Taking a selfie isn’t as simple as staring into your iPhone camera and taking the shot. In fact, there’s a science behind capturing a premium profile photo. Think people are only employing professional photographers to capture headshots for portfolios? Think again. More people than ever are turning to pro photographers to capture images for use on dating sites.

If you can afford to splash out, this is something to consider. However, this isn’t practical or affordable for most. Thankfully, securing a superior profile photo is fairly straightforward. Check out the Tinder Photo tips from James Langton, one of the most swiped right guys on the app. 

Photo Dos and Don’ts

It’s best to avoid uploading a group shot where you’re gathered with friends. Why? Well for starters, if you’re a married guy looking to hook up with women, you should be trying to keep as low a profile as possible. Bringing friends and co-workers into the mix with a group shot isn’t the way to go about this. What’s more, you’re going to be compared to the rest of the people in the shot. If you’re standing next to a buddy who ticks all the right tall, dark, and handsome boxes, you’re not doing yourself any favors.

If you’re taking a new photo, dress for the occasion. You don’t need to overdo it with formalwear, but don’t limit yourself to a drab crewneck. How’s your hair looking? Some men can pull off the bedhead look, while others look like they’ve been dragged backward through a bush. A pressed shirt and a little grooming will go a long way in increasing the odds of a woman swiping right.

Thinking about using an old photo? Think again. Nothing is stopping you from using a photo that shows you in your best light, but there’s no point calling on snaps from yesteryear. The moment someone asks to see a second picture, they’re going to notice the difference.

If you’re taking a new shot for your Tinder profile, think about lighting and staging. Taking a photo outdoors is always a good idea. Head outside an hour or two before sunset and natural lighting will work wonders. What’s more, you don’t have to worry about reorganizing your interiors to prevent chaotic backdrops.

Check out some tips from Mr Tinder himself here. 

What Should You Include in a Tinder Profile?

Once you’ve nailed down a first-rate profile photo, you can start thinking about the rest of your Tinder bio. You can upload a maximum of six photos to Tinder. Ideally, you should be using all of them. If you’ve struggled to select a standout hero shot for your main profile pic, choosing half a dozen images is going to be difficult. However, you need to put in the work here. Your Tinder profiles will be circulated, meaning your worst shot could end up being the one displayed to potential matches.

Select a combination of face, head and shoulders, and body shots. If you’ve got a couple of snaps from your travels, use these to showcase your interests. It’s worth having a look to see what other guys are using. Some guys try too hard, but others just know how to work the camera.

Of course, there are a few no-gos when it comes to Tinder photos. Remember that guys with tigers trend from a couple of years back? Despite what some men might think, posing sprawled out with a half-dazed wild animal is going to send a tingle through the female population. Been working flat out at the gym? There’s nothing wrong with letting the results speak for themselves, but don’t go overboard with shirtless selfies and Adonis poses. Once you’ve added photos to your Tinder profile, it will undergo verification. At most, you shouldn’t have to wait more than 3 days for your profile to be verified.

What Are Women Looking for in a Tinder Profile?

You’ve got to accept that you’re not going to float every woman’s boat. However, there’s a lot you can do to increase your odds of landing a match. One of the biggest turn-offs for women is an empty profile. If you’ve left your bio empty, don’t expect too many swipe rights. For starters, you’re giving potential matches absolutely nothing to go on. Secondly, a blank profile and an empty bio are going to send red flags. Many women might think they’re dealing with a bot. At best, they’re going to write you off as someone who’s not worth their time.

Only interested in using Tinder for sex? You’re not alone. Around 20% of Tinder users regularly enjoy one-night stands after landing a match on the service. While it pays to be upfront, you probably want to avoid making a point that you’re only using Tinder for no-strings encounters and hookups.

You don’t have to write an essay, but it’s worth spending a little time on your bio. It’s fine to be casual but avoid slang and abbreviations. Chances are, you don’t speak like that in real life. Keep it short, sweet, and as genuine as possible. Women will respond to this.

It’s good to touch on your hobbies and interests, but make sure your profile isn’t some mishmash of random quotes and references. However, the odd line from your favorite movie or TV show can be a good ice-breaker and reel in a great match. Again, don’t try too hard here. Some guys think inspiring quotes are the way into a girl’s underwear, but you run the risk of coming off as condescending and pretentious. Women want to connect with guys on their level, not someone who’s going to go out of their way to make them feel two inches tall.

Staying Anonymous on Tinder

If you’re married or in a committed relationship, you’ve got to be careful when using Tinder. Obviously, the main goal of Tinder is to find a match, so anonymity isn’t really a thing. However, if you want to avoid your wife’s single friends from spotting you, there are a few tricks you can employ.

One way to use Tinder anonymously is to change your discovery settings. This only works if you already have a profile, so you’ll need to be quick to make the changes once your profile is live. To do this, head to settings. If you’re a Tinder novice, you’ll find this icon at the top left corner of the app. Next, head to the option that reads ‘Show me on Tinder’. All you need to do is uncheck this option and your profile will be hidden. The problem with this approach is that, once your profile is hidden, you won’t be able to browse other profiles and make matches. Ultimately, this is only a short-term solution for concealing your profile if you’re worried your spouse is growing suspicious.

Premium Tinder Subscriptions

Looking to browse without getting caught out? It’s worth upgrading to a premium Tinder subscription. Tinder Plus is pretty affordable and supports anonymous browsing. How does this work? Well, the only people who’ll ever get to see your Tinder bio and profile are users you decide to swipe right on. Once you’ve swiped right, these users will then be able to see you on their results pages.

Use a Fake Profile to Browse

Because Tinder profiles undergo a verification process, this approach isn’t particularly practical. However, it’s a good idea if you’re worried about getting caught out by your other half. You’ll need a dummy Facebook account to get started. Use generic photos and fake information to create this, then use it to create a Tinder account once you’ve downloaded the app.

With your fake Tinder profile ready to go, you can browse profiles of users based nearby. You’ll get a good feel of what’s out there, along with any profiles you should probably avoid. If you’re worried about stumbling upon casual acquaintances or friends of your spouse catching you in the act, this approach can help put your mind at ease.

Coming Up with a Brilliant Bio

We’ve already talked about how many guys are using Tinder. If you’re lucky, you might be based in a part of the world where the gender ratio is more balanced. However, the chances are high that you’ll have to compete with a lot of guys for the attention of relatively few women.

You’ll up your chances of getting a match with an eye-catching profile photo. However, your bio is equally, if not more, important. Your Tinder bio is essentially an “About Me” section. Currently, Tinder lets users add up to 500 characters. Compared to a Tweet, this might seem like a lot, but it’s actually pretty tight.

It’s tempting to forget about your bio and leave it for a later date. However, it’s easy to forget about it and continue browsing without putting in the work. Whatever you do, don’t forget about bio. Guys without a bio are far less likely to attract the attention of women on Tinder. In fact, guys with a bio are four times as likely to turn heads than men without one.

Check out this post we wrote on how to get many more matches on Tinder.

Need some inspiration? Read on for some effective formats that will instantly make you more attractive to the opposite sex.

1. Use a Pros and Cons List

This approach works particularly well when you consider the limited characters you have to work with. If you’re thinking about a pros and cons list, don’t take yourself too seriously. A straight-faced list of your best features is going to make you look like someone who loves themselves. Worst still, if you then list a rundown of your worst qualities, you’re going to leave women scratching their heads.

With the right dash of humor, you can turn a pros and cons list into a first-rate bio. Struggling to come up with pros? Throw in a couple of simple lines to increase your appeal. Got your own business? Mention it. Any girl’s going to respond well to a successful self-starter. When it comes to cons, a self-effacing approach will go down a storm. Unfavorably comparing yourself to A-listers will raise a smile and let girls know you don’t take yourself too seriously.

If you’re naturally witty, your personality can really shine with this type of Tinder bio. However, if you struggle to crack a joke and deliver a punchline at the best of times, you might be better off using a different tact.

2. Less is More

With limited characters to work with, you’ll want to be economical with your words. Boil things down to three short and snappy paragraphs. Use the first paragraph to introduce yourself. Load this section with your key selling points to capture their interest.

Leave yourself a little breathing room for the second paragraph. Talk about your interests, your hobbies, and the kind of guy you are when you’re not stuck behind a desk. Finally, wrap things up with a call to action. You want to land a swipe right response. Actively inviting a woman to message you is the way to go here.

3. Use Emojis to Express Yourself

Tinder sometimes seems like it’s overflowing with emojis. Used effectively, they can be a great way of attracting interest. What’s more, you can use them to overcome the character limit of a Tinder bio. Don’t want to waste valuable characters on listing your hobbies and interests? A handful of emojis can do the job of a hundred words. Additionally, they can add some visual flair to your Tinder bio.

Another great thing about using emojis is that you avoid running into the usual pitfalls of writing a bio. If you’re struggling to sell yourself convincingly, it’s easy to overuse cliches and lines women have heard a thousand times before. Lead with emojis that let women know what you’re into, then launch into a few choice lines that let them know what you’re really about.

Are all emojis fair game? Not really. Certain special characters should be avoided entirely. Some men think they’re playing an ace by adding “DTF” followed by a succession of eggplants. You might think this is funny, but most women won’t.

Check out our tips on the best opening lines on Tinder.

4. Get Creative with Fake Reviews

We’re back to humor with this creative approach to Tinder bios. When someone is shopping around for products or services, they’ll usually go for something that’s got the highest customer rating or comes backed with plenty of reviews. Obviously, you’re not going to be able to offer testimonials from your exes or current spouse, but you can apply the same formula to great effect.

Think about adding half a dozen or so fake review snippets to raise a smile and force a swipe right. As with a pros and cons list, you’ll need to be sure your sense of humor is on point to pull this one off.

Something like “Snappy dresser, so-so cook” is a good one. You’re touching upon an interest or two, plus you’re adding a little self-deprecation into the mix which always goes over well. Have fun with fake names and use star emojis for the perfect finishing touch.

5. List Your Achievements (but go off-piste)

Guys who use their Tinder bios to list their achievements are dicks. Some women might respond well to a man listing all the ways they’ve succeeded in life, but most will roll their eyes and swipe left.

However, you can still use a list format to great effect. You just need to think outside the box. Rather than add a rundown of things you’re remarkable at, include a Top 10 that will make them laugh. You’ve got free rein here. Stick with the funny and, ideally, the nonsensical. Completely irrelevant accomplishments are also fair game here.

Done right, this type of bio will go over well with women. What’s more, you’re kind of killing two birds with one stone by pointing out you’re not one of those guys who think they’re the second coming.

What Not to Include in a Tinder Bio

Now we’ve discussed some Tinder bio ideas, let’s look at what you should definitely not be included. We’ve already mentioned how empty bios and hollow cliches are a no-go. Generic bios are also something to avoid. Enjoy haute cuisine? On Tinder, any guy who’s eaten a medium-rare steak thinks himself a foodie. If you’re going to boast, back it up with something interesting.

Have you ever noticed how many guys use their Tinder bios to vent their gripes about the world? You might strongly feel about a specific topic or have issues with certain demographics, but a Tinder bio is not the place to vent. What does it really have to do with hooking up with someone? Paint yourself as an angry guy with those 500 characters and you’ll likely chase potential meets away.

First-time Tinder user? Don’t lead with this. You’re letting people know you’re new to the online dating world. Even if you’re itching to meet, women will see this naivety as a red flag. They’re not going to waste time working twice as hard with you. Remember, everyone’s on Tinder for the same reason. There’s no need to feel awkward about using it.

Are you a picky kind of guy? Fair enough, just don’t use your Tinder bio to lay out all your requirements from a potential match. You’ll be narrowing the field by swiping left or right and most profiles will give you a good idea of whether a match is worth pursuing. Adding a sprawling list of requirements is going to give the impression that you’re demanding.

Married men using Tinder to find hookups need to approach their bios carefully. Whatever you do, don’t make a point of the fact that you’re married in your bio. You might think you’re being upfront and reasonable by drawing attention to it, but most women are going to give you a wide berth. Wait until you’ve started a conversation with someone before bringing it up. If you’re happy to keep your marital status a secret, it’s often best to just keep it out of the discussion entirely. If you’re only looking for no-strings sex and casual meets, you’ve no obligation to bring your other half into it.

Check out these 7 devastating tinder bio mistakes and how to avoid them.

Tinder Bio Best Practice

Some will tell you that when writing a Tinder bio, honesty is the best policy. For married men looking for sex on the sly, there’s a limit to how honest you can be. While it’s not a good idea to give away your marital status, you can keep things simple by making it clear you’re only looking for casual connections. This saves everyone a lot of time and won’t lead to awkward exchanges once you start chatting to matches.

When crafting a bio, keep it light and use icebreakers. Think of your bio as a snapshot introduction to your likes, dislikes, and interests. Favorite foods, movies, and TV shows are all things you should be including. Try and keep things current to increase the odds of rousing interest and starting a conversation.

Your Tinder bio should leave them wanting to know more. Therefore, try and include open-ended questions. This smooths things over when it comes to your first online chat with a matched user. Just a single open-ended question will increase the odds of a woman biting the bullet and making first contact.

Finally, make sure you’ve checked your bio for spelling and grammar errors before publishing it. Even a single typo can work against you. If your bio is loaded with grammatical errors, you’re not going to be making a great first impression. When in doubt, use a spell check tool. Worried your bio is a little clunky? Use a sentence suggestion tool for inspiration on how to reframe it.

Will Being Married Put Off Potential Matches?

Just because you’re married, doesn’t mean you’re not going to have success on Tinder. Around 40% of Tinder users are already involved in some form of relationship, even if they’re not married themselves. If they’re not worried about playing away from home, you shouldn’t feel awkward about testing the waters.

Of course, you’ll want to avoid mentioning your marital status when crafting a profile. Just because a woman might be up for meeting and sleeping with a married man, doesn’t mean she wants to be constantly reminded of his status.

Should I Tell Matches About My Marital Status?

So you’ve been using Tinder for a while and you’ve had some luck in landing matches. Eventually, those matches are going to lead to conversations with women. After a certain point, the prospect of meeting in person is going to come up. Is now the time to tell them you’re married and looking for no-strings sex?

If you’ve been chatting to someone only interested in a physical relationship and fun times, don’t feel obligated to tell them that you’re hitched. If you’re only looking for a one-time thing, there’s zero need to discuss your home life. However, if it’s an ongoing affair you’re seeking, it might be better to disclose your situation earlier, rather than later.

Sometimes, this might put an instant stop to online chats. Other times, it might make things a little awkward. Ultimately, it’s best to be honest if you’ve built up a good rapport with someone and you’d like to pursue things further.

What to Do When Your Tinder Hookup Wants More

Even the most laid-back of women on Tinder can lose their shit from time to time. Maybe you’ve been lucky so far and picked up a couple of regular fuck buddies who’ve been happy to continue your arrangement without complicating things. Sometimes, this kind of no-strings fun can continue indefinitely. Other times, you may find that your Tinder girl wants to take things up a notch.

At this point, you need to take a step back and consider your next move. Are you always developing feelings? Are you happy to turn your arrangement into a more conventional affair? If so, you’ll need to up your game. Keeping a second woman on the side is hard work and expensive. What’s more, should that affair come to a messy end, you’ll have to deal with the consequences.

If you don’t want to deal with this kind of fallout, it might be an idea to back out now. Cut the cord and stop seeing her as soon as possible. Once you’ve done this, block her profile on Tinder so she can’t get in contact with you going forward. This also saves you from being matched again.

If this doesn’t work and you’re being bombarded with texts and cell phone messages, it’s best to put your Tinder adventure on hold. Consider using other dating apps until things have blown over. Alternatively, if you’re only chasing sex with other women, turn your focus to hookup sites like Ashley Madison instead (Boost Your Profile Visibility: Ashley Madison Tips Revealed).

Is Tinder a Good Way for Married Men to Meet Women?

The short answer is yes. Tinder is one of the most popular dating apps on the planet. Unlike dating websites, it’s easy to connect with new people, wherever you are in the world. If you’re constantly traveling for work, there’s no better service for finding last-minute hookups.

However, using any dating app when you’re married can be dangerous. You’ll need to constantly monitor your phone to keep an eye on incoming messages and new matches. If your other half is a suspicious type, this can quickly attract attention. To cover your bases, think about investing in a burner phone that you only use at certain points. If you decide to upgrade to a premium Tinder subscription, make sure you’re not using a payment method from a shared account.

If you’re brand new to Tinder, landing a serious match who’s up for sex might take some time. Crafting an eye-catching bio is hard enough, while the relatively low number of women on the service means you’ll have to compete with a lot of other guys. What’s more, Tinder is populated by a fairly young crowd. The majority of Tinder users are aged under 25, although the app is becoming popular with older groups. If you’re confident about your appearance and want to connect with younger women, these statistics will come as music to your ears.

Furthermore, if you’re an older guy, it gives you the advantage of standing out from the crowd. A lot of women prefer guys with a little bit of experience behind them and, provided your bio and photos are killing it, you’ll set yourself apart from the usual rundown of shirtless tryhards spouting the same crap in their bio.

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